*Disclaimers- All comments & criticism welcome! (How can I get better without feedback?!) *S* aaeth@hotmail.com Gundam Wing Does NOT belong to me! The story is mine! The characters aren't. Much to my dismay....

Her name's Relena
She is a princess
With a shrill annoying whine
And a stubborn one-track mind
She's stalking Heero,
A Gundam pilot
But he don't like Relena,
He loves a braided Baka
That baka's name is Duo
Relena dosen't have a clue- oh!
That late at night in their dorm room
There is quite a wild show!

Duo'd annoy Heero; Heero'd punch Duo (violent, ne?)
Then push him down and screw him thorough (wow.)
Or instead, Duo'd be rubbing Heero (his back!)
But however it began, they made love (awwwww)
'Cuz they were in love (duh!)

His name is Duo
Pilot of Deathscythe
With wide violet eyes
And a braid down to his thighs
He's Heero's lover
Kept under cover
How could she beat this?
That Heero Yuy is all his!
He shakes his head as she chases Heero
What a stupid Ho!

Duo said, Heero, we gotta kill her (ganbatte!!!!)
Her brain is naught but cotton filler (sad, but true)
Duo said, Heero, we gotta kill her (ganbatte!!!!)
Otherwise she'll never let you free… to be with me! (kill the bitch!)
They hatched a plan…

One day Relena
You know, the Princess?
Was still following our Heero
Got lost in a forest
She took a short rest
Saw some bushes shuddah
She pushed aside the bushes to…
Reveal Heero on top of… you-know-who
She sat there so refined
While they screwed themselves half blind
She lost her way and she lost her love
And now she's lost her mind!

So now Relena's a babbling idiot (more so)
She can't bother them no more… get it? (got it)
Now Duo is happy because his Heero (finally his!)
No longer must fly that Wing Zero (Phew)
Heero's suicidal tendencies were something he wouldn't miss (What a mouthful!)
Domestic bliss…

30 years later… he's still a baka (who?)
With a braid down past his ass… do you even have to ask? (nope.)
He's sill with Heero, his psycho husband (kawaii)
With all those roadblocks in their path (RELENA)
They survived war's aftermath (I think I'm gonna cry…)
They're still in love (Nope. I know I'm gonna cry…)